Oh the things they say....

Harrison was nursing and bit down really hard......caused some permanent damage. Not pretty, but this tid-bit of info is essential to understanding the following "please-let-me-put-my-head-in-the-sand" experience.

So we are sitting in Sacrament Meeting. This is apparently Bella's social hour. The Sacrament is being passed. It is stone quiet except for Bella is talking back and forth with her friend Kate. They are talking about friends and their dolls and asking for snacks. And then to the quiet of the room, Bella announces " My mommy has an Owweeee on her boob." I hear this and horrified at the volume of the announcement, I am trying, with Harry on my lap to maneuver myself over so I can clamp my hand over her mouth. By the time I get there she has said it three more times to her friend because apparently she didn't see me coming and Kate didn't understand the gravity of what Bella was saying. Three rows behind us and three rows in front of us are stifling laughter. I am not exaggerating, unfortunately.

What I am choosing to take away from this, besides sheer embarrassment, is that Bella is so kind and sweet and thoroughly concerned about my well-being. What a sweetheart.